Monday, May 04, 2009

Rise of the Fallen*

*an attempted reference to "Revenge of the Fallen" which is the title of the new Transformers movie, which also makes a bit of sense in blogging context since I have fallen out of the blogging scene and am now returning

OMG Michael i <3 u! Thank you for making my girlfriend feel like shit and making everything awkward and basically cock-blocking me! Thank you for telling my girlfriend that I'm not good enough for her! That was so awesome of you! You are such a dedicated person, which I hear is a honorable trait. Hell, even when a girl you are interested in has a boyfriend and has told you no many times, you STILL don't give up! You should put that on your resume or something!




Ok I hope everyone is happy now, shit. I don't know why you people even read my blog. By "you people" I am referring to friends of Ashley that feel like prying into her boyfriends mind to find evidence that I am not good enough for her. I ALREADY FREAKING KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT, THANKS. I've told Ashley that she could do better, but she has told me the same. I'm lazy. I'm not charming. I go to community college. I live with my mom. I enjoy very few things (Ultimate Frisbee, playing PC/console games, poker, most other sports, anything that does not require being social unless it's sports or games). And I have very weird pet peeves, including jewelry, make-up, and knee-high boots. There. I'm flawed. Now maybe you don't need to talk about me behind my back to Ashley.

Oh yeah something else I dislike that is unusual: feet. I always wear socks (no not at the beach too) and I don't like sandals when sneakers are an option.

4 comments:

David said...

Just watch, Tony's motives will soon become clear. He can't really be bad. There must be some secret plan he has.

Davos said...

Hooray! Good to have you back with us. Getting some mad P now, eh?

Oreo said...

yes, a steven post!

still watchin heroes eh? i stopped in january cuz i just couldn't handle how ridiculous it was getting.

Eric said...

that guy seriously sounds like a douchebag haha and deserved to get shot down lol. hereoes is meh, 24 is decent, I duno wth is with the tony thing. lol I have also been playing more ping pong, we need to play sometime ;) maybe I'll finally get a win off ya haha. SUMMER ULTIMATE